PENIS lol

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

learn. advance!

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