i committed murder

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Win industrial estate, Newry

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Womens rights.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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