A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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