A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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matt is fat

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Tim likes girls

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Anti Joke

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