- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

School

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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