a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A russian gives away vodka.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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