- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Anthony sucks

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the man with no head say to the women?

flavin's head

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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