How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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