- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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