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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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