What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Anti Joke

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