Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Sixty... eight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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