Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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