- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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