A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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human centipede

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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