Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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