- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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