Racial Equality

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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