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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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woman's lacrosse

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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flavin's head

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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