What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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