- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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