Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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