- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

woman's lacrosse

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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