- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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