- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

i have two hands.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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