- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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