- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Uh... What was emulating again?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Beka has AIDS

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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