- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

WOw you have no life

Where's my baby??

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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