How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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