- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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