- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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