The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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