What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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