- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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