- Anti Joke

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

it

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died