A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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haha black people :D

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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