A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Fat people

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Neil Lewis

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Dumb

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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