A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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