- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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