oh hey.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

And Stephen Hawking said.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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