Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Obama = ebola

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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