- Anti Joke

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Granny porn!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.