- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.