What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Nero, sure you are okay?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down +4

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops