- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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