- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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