- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Screw it you write the joke.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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