Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What fires shots? A gun

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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