How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Diarrhea

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knock,knock you suck

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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