- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Daniel is a fag

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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