- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's your blood type? Red.

womans having rights.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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