knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Black people in Camden NJ.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A hill billy went fishing

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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