- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

hey hey apple

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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