- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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