Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

A gay man watches football.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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