- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??