whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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