- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

women's rights

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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