Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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