- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Your face

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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