A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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