- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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