- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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