- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Then none of us want to be right.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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