- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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