Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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