- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

women's rights

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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