- Anti Joke

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.