- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??