Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Sex

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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