A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Who is it?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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