- Anti Joke

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents