- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

i'm hard

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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