Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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